Knitting Edit Meaning

1.

Getting shagged ! Getting laid...

I did some knitting last night !

See having sex, getting laid, shagging, getting some, Brinky

2.

Euphamism for the all time, number one, undisputed solo male pastime.

Masturbation, in case subtlety's not your thing. Tommy tank. You know.

"Knit one purl one knit one purl- AND cast off..."

(Declamatory) "Did you see Gavin & Stacey last night?"

"No. I was knitting."

(Perjorative) : "You dirty little knitter !"

(Descriptive) *When a pretty girl (or boy- we must be inclusive here) walks into view* "Ah- a new pattern!"

(And if 'new pattern' has been particularly apposite:) "I blunted my piggin' needle last night. Dropped a stitch".

See knit, knitting, knitter, cast off, wanking, masturbation, spanking the monkey, tossing, toss, man milk, love mayonaise, bash the bishop, flying solo, spangle, chimping, tommy, tank, tommy tank

3.

What we call hooking up.

Me and that guy were knitting at the movies the whole time!

See knit, knitting, hooking up, making out, kissing

4.

My friends' and me's code word for smoking pot.

I hung out with Chelsea and Kristina yesterday. We didn't do much, knitted and then spent about $100 at Taco Bell.

See Courtney