Knitting Yogurt

What is Knitting Yogurt?

The act of masturbating by a male.

"So my girlfriend came home from work early and caught me knitting yogurt."

See masturbating, jacking off, rubbing one out, five knuckle shuffle

1320ft

1. a slang term used by street racers to describe a quarter mile. Racer A: yo whats your 1320ft Racer B: 11.5 sec. See racer, ricer, qua..

Emmie

1. the most amazing girl one has ever met, one who is extremely smart, unique, creative, athletic, and beautiful in her own non-conformist..

Zebo

1. a girl who is extremely racist but still a good friend. "zebo: hell the fuck no i am not associated with the black country!!"..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Knitting Yogurt Edit Meaning