What is Knob Cheese?
1.
Smegma which curdles and forms under the foreskin on a male who has low genital hygiene standards.
Person 1: What's that smell dude?
Person 2: Dude, that's my knob cheese. Damn, I knew I should have washed this morning.
2.
after lack of washing and cleaning, the penis' dirt builds up and sits there happily breeding minging bacteria that stinks like cheese. it is normally crusty and yellow in extreme condtions. you are a knob cheese if your a total twat.
he dumped me a day before my birthday also being the day my beloved dog died
knob cheese
3.
1.small or large lumps of smelly cheesy shit around the bell end caused by not washing many different varieties ranging from cheddar to stilton.
2.A diss to someone if they smell or u dont like them.
1.lauren(ginger)"whats that around ur nob?"
chrisirving"ohh dw about that its knob cheese ill have it in a sandwich later."
lauren(ginger)"ok ill have some too."
2lum "adam u want me to anal cavity u?"
adam"no u batty boy ure a knob cheese"
calum"relax honky i was joking"
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4.
The dried up cum on the end of a mans penis.
'I was sucking this guy off and he had so much knob cheese, it was butters'
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5.
this yucky cheese stuff that grows on your dick sort of like fungi. Really not nice, cheesy!
6.
the odour coming from your bosses sweaty lunchbox
damn, your sandwich smells like knob cheese
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Ooooh, I do enjoy relaxing with a spot of knobcheese after a hard day's work.
