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There's only two states worth being in, Queensland and pissed.
Queensland: Why would you wanna be anywhere else.
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An actor with a simpering mug that dearly invites being pasted.
I would love to bust Leonardo di Crapio in the chops. He looks effemina..
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The stain left in your draws or on a keyboard after a good Jackoff.
Man i hope mom dosen't notice that jack stain on wash day.
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