Knob Jockey

What is Knob Jockey?


1.

A person, usually of the female gender, who has a particular penchant for 'riding' a knob. The term is therefore usually used as a derogatory expletive in reference to men, implying that the said person is homosexual and therefore sub-standard

George W Bush is a bit of a knob jockey..

2.

Meaning 1.

A Homosexual man that rides the knob/head of the penis to minimize penetration/painfulness during anal intercourse.

Meaning 2.

A anal retentive (tight assed) person that won't do a friend a small favour. The payout factor is that usually during sex the entire penis (shaft and knob) penetrates or is riden. This meaning suggests that via being a knob jockey and not a cock jockey that they are not giving the other party the satisfaction of riding the entire shaft rather than just the knob. Somewhat of a bastard.

Example 1.

Dude, I heard Rodney is a knob jockey.

Example 2.

Frances, fuck that man is so tight with is cash. Fucking knob jokcey.

3.

A brown dirt cowboy

although Dale Winton has recently married I was always under the impression that he was a knob jockey

4.

a person, often a derogitory term for a homosexual male, who enjoys riding cock.

went to the club lastnight, it was full of complete knob jockeys

See queer, gay, homo, batty boy, poof

5.

1) One who rides a dick

2) One who is a complete fagatron.

"Shut up david you knob jockey! "

"go ride some more dick you knob jockey"

6.

one who straddles said knobbage wearing a small colourful hat and matching blouse and is usually 5 ft (sometimes may carry sugarlumps and a whip)

He was wearing a lovely blouse but i think he lived in ascot he was a right knob jockey

See red rum

7.

One who is an idiot or participates in a stupid act.

Good one Knob jockey, you just fell ass over!

See david


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