Knob Turban

What is Knob Turban?

The twisted up rag that one covers the upper half of the penis after masturbation, used to catch the leakies to prevent staining the sheets.

After hand jiving to a Shakira video, John made a knob turban out of an old gym sock to prevent spotted sheets.

See knob, masturbation, jack off, hand jive

Yuk Fu

1. Fucked up, ass backwards kung fu fighting. "Your Shaolin Kung Fu is most impressive, but it is no match for my Humping Dog Yuk Fu!..

Cock Warrior

1. A male who enjoys incredibly violent intercourse. My dog is such a cock warrior, he made my sister's ring piece bleed See insult,..

Thulp

1. beat someone up. eat a lot that guys gonna get thulped tonight. lets go watch. he thulped like crazy at the restaurant the other day ..

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