Knob Turban

What is Knob Turban?

The twisted up rag that one covers the upper half of the penis after masturbation, used to catch the leakies to prevent staining the sheets.

After hand jiving to a Shakira video, John made a knob turban out of an old gym sock to prevent spotted sheets.

See knob, masturbation, jack off, hand jive

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