What is Knobb Features?
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A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.
Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit
Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.
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Random Words:
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A word used by folk of a musical nature to identify themselves as musical folk. Generally used by a small, closely knit, possibly inbred..
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The ultimate come back.
Teacher: You need to get your grades up, and stop slacking off.
Dan: WOW, you suck at life.
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