What is Knobb Features?
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A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.
Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit
Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.
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Random Words:
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Euphemism for the male sexual organ, typically used by men bragging about sexual conquests.
She was diggin it all right, all night long..
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to pleasure ones self with a fast operating lube
omg i walked in when you ...were?
sorry I was like ...zing zing zooma
See zing, zing..
