What is Knobb Features?
1.
A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.
Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit
Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.
See
Random Words:
1.
open mouth kissing usually with tongue, and occasionally groping between 2 individuals.
I made out with my girlfriend last night.
it w..
1.
anything affiliated with academia that makes you want to hurl
Meaningless busy work is, you know, yackademic.
The article we had to r..
