Knobb Features

What is Knobb Features?


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A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.

Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).

Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":

Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit

Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.

See richard, rich, features, inbred, tattoo


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