What is Knobb Features?
1.
A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.
Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit
Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.
See
Random Words:
1.
Person originating from Uitenhage. A little town, not too far from Port Elizabeth in South Africa, but commonly mistaken for a Dutch tow..
1.
The act of masturbating in a lurking fashion. This may include, but is not limited to:q
-lurkin off to pictures on social networking we..
