Knobjockey

What is Knobjockey?


1.

a person who literally 'jockeys' knobs/penises/cocks/dicks. ie they ride dick all day long. this person can be male or female.

look at that slut, she is a such a knobjockey. hahaha lokk at that gay bloke! he rides cock all day long! what a knobjockey!!!

2.

arse bandit

oliver you're such a knobjockey

See mike hunt

3.

One whose illustrious attempts at doing anything fail cataclysmically resulting in the domineering dissatisfaction of others.

Whilst camping Jack and Darryll went to put the tent up, after climbing in they realsied some knobjockey forgot to pack the tent poles.

4.

a prick rider

julian clarey is a knobjockey

5.

A term used to decribe a male who likes to behave like a total prick, in any area ...

Particularly driving

In the pub

Pulling the birds.

Also known as a Scally, Pikey or wanker.

"Dave's such a knobjockey!"

"Piss off knobjock!"

See Sabs

6.

someone who is a complete and utter arse clart

James hooker {he lives in hawkhurst}

See josh

7.

A really bad Sound Engineer

That knobjockey fucked my bands sound


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