What is Knobjockey?
1.
a person who literally 'jockeys' knobs/penises/cocks/dicks. ie they ride dick all day long. this person can be male or female.
look at that slut, she is a such a knobjockey. hahaha lokk at that gay bloke! he rides cock all day long! what a knobjockey!!!
2.
arse bandit
oliver you're such a knobjockey
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3.
One whose illustrious attempts at doing anything fail cataclysmically resulting in the domineering dissatisfaction of others.
Whilst camping Jack and Darryll went to put the tent up, after climbing in they realsied some knobjockey forgot to pack the tent poles.
4.
a prick rider
julian clarey is a knobjockey
5.
A term used to decribe a male who likes to behave like a total prick, in any area ...
Particularly driving
In the pub
Pulling the birds.
Also known as a Scally, Pikey or wanker.
"Dave's such a knobjockey!"
"Piss off knobjock!"
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6.
someone who is a complete and utter arse clart
James hooker {he lives in hawkhurst}
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7.
A really bad Sound Engineer
That knobjockey fucked my bands sound
