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A vagina that has been invaded so many times that it's lips hang open like dumbo's ears so that you could fly with them.
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This is when a woman places her phone in her cleavage rather than in a purse or pocket WHERE IT BELONGS!!
"Dude, did you see that ..
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the best time for shopping. prices slashed considerably
fuck xmas shopping. i hate crowds and cant find what i want on ebay. ooh-looks ..