Knock On Wood

What is Knock On Wood?


1.

1. A phrase used to express that something will or will not happen. This expression alludes to the ages-old superstition that literally knocking on wood would ward off evil spirits.

2. To masturbate, said of males.

(made-up scene from GTA San Andreas)

(at the beach)

Kent Paul: (ogling a hot girl come out of the water) Oi Maccer, just take a look at what just breezed out of the blue. That height, that arse, those jugs, those curves! Blimey if I'd be given the chance now I'd get to chuck my junk in that, knock on wood!

Maccer: Indeed man! Knock on wood, eh. Well alright then! *starts masturbating*

Kent Paul: No, jack-off Jimmy, not... ohh, *mumbles* fucking Northeners!

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Mark H. Proud Urban Dictionary slang author since February 2004.

See luck, hope, maybe, hopefully, masturbate, jack off, beat it, whack it, wank

2.

a term used by gangbangers eaning to get evil spirits away ...a superstition

OO SHIT Angel's back knock on wood

3.

to take one's hand (which is in the shape of a fist..) and bang it on a dead tree.

crogi: "ouch! i hurt my hand knocking on that wood. it looks like i'm bleeding"

bob: "want a cool glow in the dark harry potter band aid??"

crogi: "SA-WEET!"

4.

to take one's hand (which is in the shape of a fist..) and bang it on a dead tree.

in karate we like to knock on wood!


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