What is Knocked It Up A Notch?


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When someone lists reasons why they hate you, then change the running order. For example, move reason #3 to reason #1.

Bender: So it's settled! Elzar will teach me to cook.

Elzar: Absolutely not.

Bender: Aw, come on, I watch your show. You owe me!

Elzar: I owe you nothing. For starters your antenna's in my crotch, also I hate you, and finally, you can't cook for squat.

Bender: (he cries) What was the first one again?

Elzar: I hate you.

Bender: I thought that was the number two.

Elzar: I knocked it up a notch! BAM!!


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