What is Knocking Calf?
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The raising of one foot onto an elevated surface, arching of the knee, then reaching under with one hand in order to perform sexual acts upon oneself. Traditionally performed in a seated position with a slight hunch in the back. Not recommended for those suffering from lower back pain or chronic injuries.
I hear Steve put his back out again knocking calf last night. We really have to find him a girlfriend
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The act of pretending to steal an item from a store, and subsequently sprinting away from the security guard. Can be a form of competiti..
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A penguin with epilepsy.
Simple as that.
Or, you could use it as a metaphor;
"Cor Ash, I'm shivvering like an epileptic pen..
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A whore; one who has a reputation of giving either good or bad head.
Chris: Hey, remember when you and that chick hooked up, what happe..
