Knocking Calf

What is Knocking Calf?


1.

The raising of one foot onto an elevated surface, arching of the knee, then reaching under with one hand in order to perform sexual acts upon oneself. Traditionally performed in a seated position with a slight hunch in the back. Not recommended for those suffering from lower back pain or chronic injuries.

I hear Steve put his back out again knocking calf last night. We really have to find him a girlfriend

See wank, wanking, jerking off, batting, pulling, masturbating, Renshaw


9

Random Words:

1. A session of Jacking off "Dude, Jeff told me that he had a fatty JO Sesh last night." See jacking off, jo, jack off..
1. Poem of Death; something you write about a dead person... My album: Ulugy of Walmart See Fuzz..
1. Similar to the Stairway to Heaven, but instead of rusty trombones up and down the staircase, it is a daisy-chain of people doing Clevela..