Knoif

What is Knoif?


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also known as knife, but pronounced the way Crocodile Dundee would say it.

"You call that a knoif? That's no knoif... (pulls huge knife out of pants) THIS is a knoif!"

See dundee, crocodile, knife, know, if


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