Knork

What is Knork?


1.

a fork-knife combination so you can cut your food and eat it; the next step in utensil evolution after the spork

Only a retard could cut the side of his mouth with this crappy Taco Bell knork.

2.

a wonderful device that combines the usefulness of a fork and a knife into one. is a wonderful gift for a recent amputee.

i lost my arm in a tragic marching band accident! knorks saved my life because you can cut food with them using only one hand!


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