What is Knotted Smile?
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A vagina. Especially one with twisted and contorted labia minora.
I spent half of high school trying to get a piece of Payton's vagina. It wasn't until prom night that I succeeded. I fortunately found her flat wasted, lying prone on the lawn of the individual having the party. I wasted no time prying those inundated white cotton panties aside to reveal her glistening knotted smile. What happened next is only known by God and me.
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To have a piss
This is the person on the garden make-over show on BBC who got to create the water feature - hence pissing
In the pub...