Know

What is Know?


1.

in Biblical times, it meant to sleep with someone. you will see the word used in the Bible to mean that.

God: "Abe, you knew your maidwoman as well as Sarah? And she gave birth to that bastard of yours, Ishmael?"

Abraham (boasting his double scoring): "Yep, God. My sons are Isaac and Ishmael."

2.

A word Donald Rumsfeld can't use well...

"As we know, there are known knowns.There are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns. That is to say,we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns - the ones we don't know we don't know."

3.

(verb) to have knowledge, to be aware of something, to be acquainted with someone, to have carnal knowledge of someone.

Person A: There's a big queue at the club- we'll never get in.

Person B: It's okay- I know the bouncer.

OR

Person A: I knew Caroline before you married her.

Person B: Yes, she told me and I'd rather not discuss it, thanks.

OR

Person A: That bouncer is staring at us- do you know him ?

Person B: Yes, I sodomised him repeatedly last weekend. It was quite pleasant.

See knowledge, bouncer, sodomy, bum, wife

4.

to fuck another person

I know your girlfriend.

See screw, bang, fuck, know

5.

to have sex with

6.

Understanding, at this moment, or the opposite of yes, depending on how much of an idiot you are.

1) I know what you're talking about.

2) Right know im a little confused.

3) i haev know idea wut ur talking about lol

See ddt

7.

the most killer band ever created. the name is based on a song by system of a down. it was started in nashville, tn by tom-guitar, alex-guitar, miller-guitar, and gena-bass. ryan-drums and jackson-guitar joined to record the first album, "know." michael-keyboard tried to join, but it didnt work out. sadly, due to unknown circumstances, the band has fallen apart and has stopped creating music.

alex: band meeting, my house!

tom: ok call me

miller: band meeting, your house.

gena: what? why dont we ever keep any of our stuff? our band sucks


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