Knowshon Moreno

What is Knowshon Moreno?


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1.) (noun) The current starting running back redshirt freshman for UGA. As of Novermber 3rd, 2007, Moreno rushed over 1,000 yards as a freshman, the second player in UGA history to do so (Herschel Walker was the first). As #24 on Georgia's offense, Moreno has been known to break multiple tackles simultaneously, juke speeding bullets, jump over buildings, outrun superman, crank that soulja boy midplay, pimp Lindsay Lohan, shoot lasers out of his eyes, and stiff arm Chuck Norris.

2.) (verb) To brutally beat an opponent or adversary to the point where they cry like a little bitch.

1.) a.)The Florida Gators took a paternity test and found out that Knowshon was their daddy.

b.)Chuck Norris only watches TV when Knowshon Moreno is playing, and he's on his couch shivering in fear the whole time.

2.) a.) In 2004, the Boston Red Sox knowshoned the New York Yankees.

b.) Birdman knowshoned Wesley Willis when he trespassed Birdman's property.

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