Knuckle Trumpet

What is Knuckle Trumpet?

A euphamism for masterbation. Similar to a Skin Flute.

the act of "rubbing one out". jacking off. stroking it. sowing your own seed

Barney was so lonely on Saturday night, he just sat alone in his living room and played a slow, slippery tune on his KNUCKLE TRUMPET

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