Knucklebumped A Floater Edit Meaning

1.

when one's aggressive ass-wiping causes him or her to forcefully strike the chocolaty log within the toilet bowl.

i was taking a behemoth dump on my break before i looked at my phone and saw that i had only one minute 'til punch in time. i was wiping so aggressively/quickly that i, accidentally, knucklebumped a floater.

See floater, be-mag, siihb