What is Knucklebumped A Floater?
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when one's aggressive ass-wiping causes him or her to forcefully strike the chocolaty log within the toilet bowl.
i was taking a behemoth dump on my break before i looked at my phone and saw that i had only one minute 'til punch in time. i was wiping so aggressively/quickly that i, accidentally, knucklebumped a floater.
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Nonsensical mixing of words
(similar to mish mash)
combinations of words used to mess with people who take things literally
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Noun: a bruise around the nipple inflicted by a bully in the schoolyard, using thumb and forefinger to twist the nipple until the victim..
