What is Knucklebumped A Floater?
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when one's aggressive ass-wiping causes him or her to forcefully strike the chocolaty log within the toilet bowl.
i was taking a behemoth dump on my break before i looked at my phone and saw that i had only one minute 'til punch in time. i was wiping so aggressively/quickly that i, accidentally, knucklebumped a floater.
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