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Demi Moore's bitch.
You're dating my mom? Man, you're such an Ashton Kutcher.
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the man that all small girls wish to ..
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a dick often extremly small and square
Guy 1: Oh my god Jack has such a canadian dick
Guy 2: Yah thats killer!
Jack: YOU GUYS ARE ASS..
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Largely self appointed head geek at a Star Wars convention. Passes judgment on costumes and characterizations.
Uh, you better tighten y..