What is Knut?
1.
The coolest polar bear EVA!!!!!
Activists:The bear does not belong in the zoo!!!,It belongs in the wild!!!, Kill it!!
Knut:Shut the fuck up, I have more merchandise than any of you mo fos!! you aint got nothing on my shit bitches.
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2.
an unidentified solid object; a foreign solid particle
I love the McChicken sandwich but everytime I get one it has a knut in it!
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3.
money used in harry potter books and movies.
a wand costs 70 knuts
4.
Being Knut, or having the distict quality that is Knut:
1) Being excessively ugly
2) Being excessively stupid
3) Having severe mental problems
4) Being almost Nick (see Nick)
5) All of the above.
'Hey, man, look at that kid. He's all Knut.'
'Wow, look what he just did. Knut!'
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5.
An insult, after the polar bear which has now become incredibly hated, definition is close to that of "tool" and "larrikin."
A"Hey look at that guy eating a rotten banana."
B"What a Knut."
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6.
To ejaculate or have an orgasm. Alternate spelling "knutt" or "
I used my sock as a knutt rag!
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7.
A little bear..Preferably a dead little bear.Some people find this knut thing cute.Well maybe...(if you serve it still warm from the oven)
"Oh look over there at the Zoo!Knut!!!"(a rifle is banging)
BOOM!!"HaHa!Now it's a dead Knut!!!"
"Knut is so cute mommy!!" "I bet its more delicious than it looks honey..."
"Mommy my brother just shot Knut!!!" "I hope he hit it on the head this time."
