What is Kob?
1.
to have anal sex with a girl, ala Kobe Bryant.
Last night was ok, until I got her in the kob!
2.
Stands for King Of Bellends
Basically one who tries to piss you off and act a arsehole in front of you to embarrass you.
Player 1:just because you shat your load last night in front of me!
Player 2:fuck you, you pancakeface get a life and stop being a KOB.
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3.
klowns of beechboro
keg of beer
nice kob work on your car
kob in full effect
broken down again? who worked on your car KOB?
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4.
KING OF BONGS; someone who is the king of all bongs, and can smoke them for hours at a time....aka Nicky Bong
stoner 1: did you guys see the KOB last night?
stoner 2: yeah he was rippin up a storm on them bongs.
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5.
stands for kevin o' brien... hottest teacher in the history of the world
student a: did you see KOB today??
student b: he bent over to pick up a piece of chalk in class and it was orgasmic!