What is Kobe?
1.
something a black man says when they throw a condom into a trashcan after having sex with a white woman in a hotel room
jamal shoots and he scores! kobe!
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2.
a person who enjoys ass-pounding females relentlessly
damn girl my ass is sore, billy did a kobe on me last night !
3.
A city in Japan.
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Kobe's in deep shit.
4.
An exclamation, referring to talented basketball player and alleged rapist Kobe Bryant, used when someone does something requiring skill or great luck pretending to be skill. Created by Dave Chappelle when throwing a used condom into the trash can after prematurely ejaculating in an episode of Chappelle Show.
(Tosses piece of trash toward the trash can, goes in) KOBE!
(Takes a shot in pool, goes into a completely different pocket then the player anticipated) KOBE!
5.
to throw a condom in a garbage can after having sex with a mentally-retarded, blonde, white woman on the back of a chair in a hotel room in colorado.
i swear! it was consensual!
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Kobe Scores 20+ points per game for the lakers... BUT KOBE DONT PASS. oh look.. kobe fades away from baseline... again, and again... and again.
Ball Hog, Rapist, Dont Pass, Team Player... HA kobe.
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A famous basketball player. He is very good, has lots of fans and lots of haters. He is no where near as good as
Something you say after you make a basket. A word that was made very popular by a funny black man named
Fan - Yo, kobe is nice, he gets mad points.
Hater - Cuz he's a ballhog.
Fan - No he's still gets like 5 assists a game.
Fan - You got to admit that kobe's "the man".
Hater - Yea well... he's still a raper.
Dave Chappelle - Yea son, yea. You want some of that? kobeeeee.
*Scores basket.
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