What is Kobe "scooby Doo" Bryant?
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One who licks his face more than a dog. It can either be with one big tongue swipe in a circular motion covering the entire facial area, or a flurry of smaller licks as if he is trying to eat his own lips.
Kobe "Scooby Doo" Bryant had a press conference today, and showed the world how to eat your own face while speaking.
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A disgruntled man that has one testicle and somehow bangs dirty goth chicks. Can also be a ball point pen maker.
Goddamn that uni-balle..
