What is Kobied?
1.
A grenade kill in any FPS must be accompanied with the killer shouting "KOBIED." This call originated from COD4 where a well placed grenade imitates Kobe O'Brien making a basket.
Kaiser: Oh! You just got KOBIED!
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2.
Referring to Kobe Bryant. When you have sex with a chick and then make her kiss your penis.
Man, we were both so wasted, I took her home and kobied her.