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When you get an erection that forces too much blood to your dick. It then explodes from the pressure. This generally happens when you ge..
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When you have more days off in a week in a row that include the weekend than you work
I only have to work Monday to Wednesday and I hav..
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When a dyslexic, autistic, retarded, downs syndrome having, 11 year old urinates on a hobo behind Wal-Mart.
Child: (retard voice) I hav..