What is Kodaked?
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verb, transitive, past-tense.
Infinitive form: to kodak.
Present/future tense form: kodakking.
Definition: To involuntarily suffer near-total to total data loss to your hard drives. Especially if due to poorly programmed proprietary software that comes with new hardware.
Background: Some versions of Kodak Easyshare software had a tendency to mung FAT32 partitions. Yes, I was one of the victims of that delightful little bug.
Fucking driver update totally kodaked my box, and I have an assignment due tomorrow!...URGE TO KILL, RISING!
Random Words:
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it's like "exactly" but with more feeling!
boss: your sales performance has been outstanding this week
me: damnzactly, ..
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When you need to poo so bad that it keeps coming back even after you've already completed a normal poop.
Bro, where's Dan at?..