Kodiak

What is Kodiak?


1.

the best damn wintergreen lipper out there. A brand of smokeless tobacco that packs a punch.

"That K Bear tastes so good"

"Kodiak Wintergreen is the shit."

"Pass me another tin of that k bear."

2.

The best smokeless tobacco on the market. Manufactured by Conwood Company in Memphis, Tenn.

Kodiak Ice is the best smokeless tobacoo out there. The other smokeless tobacco companies can't hold a candle to Kodiak Ice.

See ice, kodiak, dip, tobacco

3.

Kodiak is a large island located off the southern coast of Alaska. It is known for is abundant flora, scenery, and wildlife. It has the crappiest weather known to mankind, notorious for it's rain. The majority of the island is run by fishermen and Filipinos. Walmart is the highlight of this shithole. Most people spend their time smoking weed, hanging out at Walmart, or both. Nicknames include: K-Town, K-Hole, Shit-Hole, The Rock, and Emerald Isle.

Child: "Mom, I my life is really shitty"

Mom: "Don't worry, dear, just think of those poor souls trapped on Kodiak and you'll feel better"

Child: *thinking*..."Wow, Mom, you're right!"

See kodiak, the rock, k-town, k-hole, shit-hole

4.

A total pimp. Kodiak is a total beast, can tolerate huge amounts of any tobbacco. If you see him you'd better run!

UH here comes kodiak! .

See beast, huge, tight, kool, cool

5.

One who lurks in shadows appearing only to condemn and crucify.

To inflict impunitive punishment without reason or concern nazi.

One who used to play Renegades, only later to treat it as a bastard stepchild.

WTF...don't out and ban me, wtf are you a Kodiak?

LOLOL - you play renegades LOLOL yea right, last time I saw you was in the Age Of Kodiak.


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