Kohl Minors

What is Kohl Minors?

A collective noun for the current eyeliner-bothering tweens who get all sulky when you call them, "Emo."

A: "Remember when Hot Topic was kinda' cool?"

B: "You mean that brief period in 1996 when the stores weren't jammed with credit-card-wielding Kohl Minors?"

See emo, goth, tween, hot topic

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