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When someone has a freckles all over their wiener.
Look at that dudes freckly face - I bet his freckle pole will be creepy and exquisit..
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Person with flamboyant, unearthly good looks without the use of excessive beauty products. Not actually a sexual preference, at all. In ..
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The roughest toughest penis to ever grace the fields of Madagascar. People dropped in fear at the site of the Horizontal Bacon Smile dri..