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Waiting until your girlfriend/wife passes out and drawing a mustache on her with permanent marker. This is best done when she has to go..
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Straight up poop, and I otta know since I live in the sewer.
Chris is a festering, wreaking cesspool of raw sewage.
See chris, asshole..
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A handshake in the motion of the Catholic cross. It starts out as a normal handshake, then the hand position is changed so just the fing..