What is Kolenda?
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Some times when you take a shit and you can't clean it all up so you have to take a shower, A kolenda is the feeling that you get inside when this actions occurs.
Man after having to take that shit, i have to take a shower and I feel so fucking kolenda!
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A funnel attached to plastic tubing to allow large quantities of vodka to enter the human body at one time.  A specific form of a funnel..