Koliner's Theorem

What is Koliner's Theorem?


1.

Assuming equal attractiveness in a dating setting, the appropriate time for a female to sleep with a male is when the amount of money spent on her totals the cost of her current attire.

By Koliner's Theorem, that girl is worth flowers, 3 steak dinners and a movie.

See sex, clothing, theorem, cost, benefit


100

Random Words:

1. One who has mastered the art of flailing... tekking... or smoking crystal meth.... One who isnt a carpet surfin curtain peekin tweakin t..
1. An exclamation instating that the speaker feels strongly about something. "I pulled down my pants and yelled ZAZAFEFEBAGOLA!"..
1. A non-existant entity. Every being of the female biological function packs her pants. When I was in New York I tried to find a nice New..