What is Koliner's Theorem?
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Assuming equal attractiveness in a dating setting, the appropriate time for a female to sleep with a male is when the amount of money spent on her totals the cost of her current attire.
By Koliner's Theorem, that girl is worth flowers, 3 steak dinners and a movie.
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it ain't a thing to me; no problem; consider it done
Can you get me a dime sack?
Fo' sho, it's nothin'!..