Koliner's Theorem

What is Koliner's Theorem?


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Assuming equal attractiveness in a dating setting, the appropriate time for a female to sleep with a male is when the amount of money spent on her totals the cost of her current attire.

By Koliner's Theorem, that girl is worth flowers, 3 steak dinners and a movie.

See sex, clothing, theorem, cost, benefit


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