Koliner's Theorem

What is Koliner's Theorem?


1.

Assuming equal attractiveness in a dating setting, the appropriate time for a female to sleep with a male is when the amount of money spent on her totals the cost of her current attire.

By Koliner's Theorem, that girl is worth flowers, 3 steak dinners and a movie.

See sex, clothing, theorem, cost, benefit


100

Random Words:

1. A scarry creature, with an abnormally small glans, who goes aroung looking to rub clits until they bleed Hey! that vigz over there made..
1. Slang, typically used for the word "vagina" similar to "vuh jay jay" or "poonanny" "Nathan, you tot..
1. A vegan who won't eat anything that casts a shadow. As used on the Simpsons episode "Lisa the Tree Hugger", animal/envio..