What is Kollarbear?
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quite possibly the most dangerous bear in existence. nearly 6 feet tall and over 250 lbs, it is surprisingly fast, obnoxiously loud, has an appetite that is insatiable, can drive a car (like a maniac), and has been known to eat bananas in less than 3 mississippi.
kurt: "omg, the kollarbear just inhaled that banana..."
chode: "potassium overdose!"
kollarbear: "UAHHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHAHA! UAHAHAHA!"
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