What is Kolpokchi?
1.
chicken-pock-shit-ski
–verb
1. The sexual dilemma faced by men with inadequate penises, incapable of penetration, finally manages to convince an obese woman to engage in sexual relations. The word "kolpokchi" is then used to describe the image of him wiggling on top of her, and her acting acting as if she hasn't noticed.
Nikolai; "So, did you finally get to bang that big-booty chick"
Alex; "I don't wanna talk about it..."
Nikolai; "Oh... It happened again?"
Alex; "Yeah - a good old kolpokchi"
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2.
chicken-pock-shit-ski
–verb
1. The sexual dilemma faced by men with inadequate penises, incapable of penetration, finally manages to convince an obese woman to engage in sexual relations. The word "kolpokchi" is then used to describe the image of him wiggling on top of her, and her acting acting as if she hasn't noticed.
Nikolai; "So, did you finally get to bang that big-booty chick"
Alex; "I don't wanna talk about it..."
Nikolai; "Oh... It happened again?"
Alex; "Yeah - a good old kolpokchi"
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