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When you offer a girl a drink of your choice.
We were out of scotch so I gave her a penis cocktail...
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when your homosexual partner thinks you are fucking someone else besides him/her and gives u and little wink stare
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when ever 2 or more hobos are eating out of the same can of canned food and one of the hobos takes his fork(or other utensil) and takes ..