Kombucha

What is Kombucha?


1.

A health promoting beverage aging back to ancient Chinese medicine that is currently very popular (especially in hippyville) a 'secret formula' for those 'in the know' which is usually made by fermenting black tea and white sugar using a special kombucha colony. It works with your body to boost one's natural, inbuilt ability to fight sickness and disease as well as bring a healthy balance back to metabolism and organs.

It tastes similar to tart apple cider with vinegar.

2.

A fungus spawned in the pits of hell, and possessing a smell that would make the poopsmith vomit.

Mr. Hooper's Class is Growing Kombucha, burn the classroom before it infects the rest of the school.

See Tristan

3.

A pro-biotic drink that you can make at home and it looks just like those pancake creatures on star trek - the ones only trekkies know about. Mr Spock's a big fan. Your first drought will scare the shit out of you. Its a SCOBY!

kombuca tea

kombucha mushroom

kombucha kvass

See kvass, mushroom, vinegar, scoby, mother


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