What is Kondle?
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A very useful word meaning
It's good to use in any circumstance when you're annoyed with someone really.
Past tense: kondled.
James: Are your parents siblings?
William: Get kondled
n00b: omg i'm reportin uuu!!!111111
you: go kondle yourself
Max: Wow, the sky is so blue
William: No shit, you kondler
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