Kondle Edit Meaning

1.

A very useful word meaning fuck, screw, wanketc. Used most effectively in internet forums that have filters, so you don't get filtered or warned by the annoying board moniters. It's also not well known enough to be too upsetting to the little kid you use it against.

It's good to use in any circumstance when you're annoyed with someone really.

Past tense: kondled.

James: Are your parents siblings?

William: Get kondled

n00b: omg i'm reportin uuu!!!111111

you: go kondle yourself

Max: Wow, the sky is so blue

William: No shit, you kondler

See fuck, screw, wank