Kong Edit Meaning

1.

A movement in the art of Parkourdesigned to clear an obstacle using the hands. Execution involves running towards an obstacle of about waist height, jumping about 1-2 feet before the obstacle and placing the hands on the desired object. You should then tuck your knees in towards your chest and your momentum force your body forwards. When clear of the object, release your tuck and prepare for landing by slightly bending your legs and extending your hands to absorb the impact. If performed from a height, a roll should be implemented to reduce shock further.

"I just did a speed vaultover that wall there."

"Really? I would have used a kong."

See kong, parkour, le parkour, speed vault

2.

a slang word for the word penis. Mainly used in front of teachers so the teacher doesn't know what you're talking about. see; penis, dong, cock, penis, wang

I have a huge 17 inch kong.

3.

Latin - bucatat yukfa

1. n. - A harry ape-like person

2. v. konging, konged - Performing or having performed a one night stand.

3. n. - Another name for a penis (usually very large)

4. n. - An extremely rare, almost non-existent fruit. Harry, bumpy skin, and also very bitter, and smelly. Usually found growing on tropical islands. A good source of natural steroids.

1.> person - "That dude is the king of kongs!"

2.> (A) lady - "That asshole is konging every woman he can."

(B) lady - "Damn girl! You got konged!"

3.> lady - "He had a kong! It was amazing!"

4.> The stranded and starving man hesitantly proceeded to eat the kong.

See kong, steroids, fruit, rare, dick, dong, shlong, harry, large, konged, konging, one night stand, ape, king kong

4.

K=kings O=of N=New G=Gen

kong is the organization for fighter that will protect there king there freinds and there country.

King:micheal Mcmurray

Queen:Kat Calla

Archduke:Joe test

DelaKong:Justine cheda

KnightInsane:tj omallae

Knightfat:mathew keni

Knightpenniepincher:marc adelman

Knightbaby:adam ray

Dukepembroke:neil mcissac

Dukedrunka:paul eswiky

Man:dude did u hear about that guild kong

Man2:yea there awesome wish i was one

See kong, king, of, new, gen

5.

1. an asian black kid who dresses like a woman

you look like a kong today

See kong, black, asian, fat, noob

6.

an ape like creature often seen falling asleep whilst apparently 'rocking it' at some of melbourne's most prominent nightclubs. known to be aggressive when approached due to an abnormally sized chip located on his shoulder, the product of his mother revealing to him at an early age that he was adopted (apparently he was found in a gay asian man's rubbish bin).

chippa: "yo that kong dude is here again, check him out. i think he's sexy"

ray: "ssshhhh don't wake him up, i'll try and sneak in a reach-around while he least expects it"

chippa: "man i love you...man"

ray: <whispers with lisp> "i love you too sexy" <winks>

See kong, chippa, gay, monkey, melbourne, trashbag, Mookums

7.

The antonym of classy. Etymology stems from the Hong Kong Restaurant and Lounge in Harvard Square where Harvard students go to drink off their awkwardness.

Seriously, the Kirkland Spring Formal was so kong; some girl spilled her drink and slurped it off the bar.

See classy, dirty, disgusting, clean, gross