Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

Gudgie-coff

1. (Highland Slang) Person hailing from Dingwall or immediate area. Longer version of gudgie. Alright gudgie-coff, howsit going?..

Elf Shoe Tits

1. When a chicks nips point at an upward angle making her tits look like a pair of elf shoes. Timo: Look at me! I needz me sum sizzle. Je..

Dude Heat

1. The heat that is generated when several males pass out in the same vicinity. There was some pretty unbearable dude heat in the hotel ro..

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