Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

Keg-buyer

1. (noun) a keg-buyer is a person who, when asked to leave an overcrowded party, offers to "buy" the keg in exchange for being al..

Zakkorie

1. 1) A super gheyyyed out spelling of zachary. 2) The coolest fag on mehspace. 1.) dude, did you see that Zakkorie guy on mehspace? 2.)..

The 4 W's

1. a quick fuck using 4 W's: Whip it in, Whip it out, Wipe it off, Walk away... just use the 4 W's, man...ain't no strings..

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