Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

Hairy Cheed

1. Exactly Like A Cheed ,But with the addition of a monstrous amount of hair. AKA Bush, Afro, Mop. EX1 (in the locker room) Dude You have..

Roberto Luongo

1. Is the starting goaltender for the Vancouver Canucks. He is recognized as one of the best goalkeepers, in NHL history. vancouver, hocke..

Turb0 B0ner

1. such a gnar erection that nothing in the world can make it go away.tehc0ckz0r Dude i can't get up...some one will see my turb0 b0n..

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