Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

Arpon Ray

1. to ejaculate, to spurt, to splooge, to jiz 'dude, all i knew was i wasnt feelin too hot when all of a sudden i arpon rayed all ove..

Obama Over-hype

1. It is the sensation people get when they support Obama too much on things that would be normal or average. Dave: "Man, why is ever..

A Snowballing Tim

1. A gay man who loves swapping sperm with himself up-close on a mirror. Dave: "Oh, there he goes again. I hate it when he leaves his..

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