Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?


1.

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.


18

Random Words:

1. Pronounced "fifteen sixteen'd" Lev 15:16 is a part of the Bible that deals specifically with getting jizz on yourself an..
1. Similar to its fathering phrase "thanks for nothing", this is the ultimate way to get sympathy or what you want from someone w..
1. An exclamation used to yell at slow drivers. "That stupid fool is going 20 in a 35 zone." (Pumping fist in the air) "Y..