Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

Obnoxsaur

1. when a person acts so obnoxious that if you were to measure their obnoxiousness it would be the size of a large dinosaur. dude, don&apo..

Yawhamsen

1. you know what I'm sayin' Freddy: The quantum mass of a atomic molecule is about 0.7629 crunkites... YAWHAMSEN???!!! Johnny:..

Intel 486

1. A prossecor with clcok speeds between 16 and 100 mhz. hey bob, i just got a new Intel 486, now i can run windows 95! See windows 95, c..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

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