Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

Tah-dah

1. usually used to tell people "be impressed" or "aren't I just amazing" HEY! Jackoffs look. TAH-DAH! See impres..

Cokechicken

1. Take a Blend-Tec blender and add a chicken thigh then pour a can of coke into the blender with the chicken, then set blender to chickenf..

Zutter

1. To shit, piss, cry and vomit upon oneself, and/or roommate's rug, simultaneously of course. Everyone: Holy shit Sam you gotta come..

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