Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

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1. A syndrome known to those who suffer from hypertention; not uncommon to The King himself. Coined after the hoarse, ecstatic, screaming..

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1. What a female usually say`s when she does not want to have sex. Guy "I love you" (guys way of trying to get laid). Girl &quo..

1. fact "Q" is the only letter that does not appear in any of the names of the 50 states in america. (but a 51 star flag has bee..

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