Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

The Army You Have

1. The army you go to war with, not the Army you might want or wish to have. Justification for not adequately supplying your troops. &quo..

Ompy

1. An acronym; Oh my penis yall! Ompy! My nips are blue. See omp, ompith, oh, my..

Up Dawg

1. A clever tool you can use to make anyone, (preferably in politics) to look like a noob. Here is a proper setup: Person 1 : Damn Broseph..

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