Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

Peter Eater

1. to put the penis in the mouth lisa is a peter eater 2. Derek Jeter, short stop of the NYY Jeter Jeter peter eater. See gay-rod, pen..

Zut Alors

1. pronounced zoot-uh-lore int. shucks / shoot / holy cow / dang Zut alors! Someone has sat on my bagel! See zut alors..

Goat Dick

1. An uncircumcised penis or a penis that is incredibly ugly possibly with poo clusters hanging below the ballsack. Lu stood naked next to..

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