Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

Dumperbate

1. to defecate and then masturbate into a toilet bowl. Worked sucked today until I dumperbated then I felt like roses...

Girl On My Right

1. coolest girl in the world faith nei is the girl on my right See cool, girl, on, my, right, the, nei..

35380

1. Reads "Obese" when typed on a calculator. Noob#1: Lol, 35380 is my favorite number! Noob#2: Lol why? Noob#1: Cause it means..

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