Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

Captain Morganist

1. Based on the 2009 Captain Morgan ad campaigns, opporunists who go to parties and create scenarios where they can easily obtain sexual ap..

Zouxst

1. Zouxst- to run at some one with a pencel like in a midievel joust. I heard Darren was in the hospital. Yeah, bitch lost a zouxst. Tha..

Lambidoidal

1. Pronounced: "lam-bid-oy-dal" Definition: "To play with your boobs" I caught my girlfriend lambidoidaling in her ro..

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