Kong Smacked

What is Kong Smacked?

When a dude with a big dick slaps a woman in the face with his dick.

Dude, she was givin' me a blowjob and right after I blew it in her mouth I kong smacked her right in the eye.

Jokerstars

1. Nickname for the popular pokerwebsite PokerStars. The name comes from the masses of fairly good poker players that get bad beats by don..

Hilarification

1. When you take something pathetic, meaninglessly, or generally unfunny and make it HI-LARIOUS. "<anything>"-DaveP "..

Nigger Mortis

1. It's like rigor mortis, except you're just too lazy to move. "Afta 2 blunts, we all got nigger mortis." See nigger..

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