Konk Edit Meaning

1.

Alternate spelling (or maybe the guys at TSG just don't know how to spell) for the word conk. It refers to a means of straightening frizzy hair, or the resulting hairstyle subsequent to such straightening.

We found this one in the FBI file of Jack Lord, the late star of Hawaii Five-0 and the only white guy to wear a konk. -- From The Smoking Gun Archive.

See conk, afro, hair, black

2.

short for knock out ! (british slang)

fuckin had too much beer last night and konk out on the street!

See kenji

3.

To konk

or

Be konked.

Being hit on the head by something or someone.

Or to konk someone with your palm or an object.

jack - "Sarah threw the tennis ball and it konked me right on the head"

See konk, hit, duck, ouch

4.

A Korean. Also known as a spoon-face or shovel-head.

Derived from the Japanese word "Kankokujin" (pronounced Kahn-koe-koo-jin) , meaning "Korean". Typically used as an insulting slur to reffer to a korean person. Unlike other racial slurs like "nigger", koreans are for the most part unaware of the meaning of this word and will thus not take offense when it is mentioned in front of them.

Korean: *Yells something in korean at john, then turns to his korean friends and bursts out laughing*

John: "Sorry, me no speaky spoon-face you lousy konk."

Korean: *Walks away unoffended and unpreturbed*

See korean, asian, ethnicity, slur, shovel head

5.

The shit that gets stuck in one's ass hair.

I took a huge shit and now i have major konk.

See shit, ass, stuck, hairs, pubs

6.

a person with a really big fucking nose

hutchings you got a big konk you gay bastard

See Tyrone