Konkey

What is Konkey?


1.

A deformed, penis that is abnormally large in stature

Hey guys my arm feels like a konkey

See arm, abnormal, random, wtf

2.

Slang. Another name for the anus.

Yo' shove this up your konkey!

See cornhole, asshole, butthole, konky, butt

3.

A Large, Hairy, Male Reproductive organ, often infected with STD's Or Other Diseases

I Wouldn't Let Him fuck me With That Konkey.

See dick, fuckstick, knocker, shlong

4.

a leather-clad man-slave.

Wife: "Mary Ellen is coming over, and she's bringing her konkey."

Kids: "Yaaaaay.!"

Husband: "He is the most polite konkey I've ever met."

See a ass shit konkey wacker


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