What is Konkey?
1.
A deformed, penis that is abnormally large in
Hey guys my arm feels like a konkey
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2.
Slang. Another name for the anus.
Yo' shove this up your konkey!
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3.
A Large, Hairy, Male Reproductive organ, often infected with STD's Or Other Diseases
I Wouldn't Let Him fuck me With That Konkey.
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4.
a leather-clad man-slave.
Wife: "Mary Ellen is coming over, and she's bringing her konkey."
Kids: "Yaaaaay.!"
Husband: "He is the most polite konkey I've ever met."
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