Kono Brew

What is Kono Brew?


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The Konopelski's version of coffee that is so black and strong, you'd swear you were drinking Wesley Snipes.

Relevant Physical properties:

Immiscible with cream, will not solubilize sugar

Kono Brew Recipe:

Brew one bag (12 oz.) of coffee with one cup water (optional).

Ultimate Kono Pot Recipe:

Let Kono Brew sit on burner for 10 hours. Put in freezer overnight. Brew one bag (12 oz.) coffee with one cup water over the frozen Kono Brew. Enjoy.

Non-Kono: That sip of Kono Brew made me bleed out of my ass for seven days.

Kono: It's 7pm, brew up the third pot of Kono Brew.

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