What is Kono Brew?
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The Konopelski's version of coffee that is so black and strong, you'd swear you were drinking Wesley Snipes.
Relevant Physical properties:
Immiscible with cream, will not solubilize sugar
Kono Brew Recipe:
Brew one bag (12 oz.) of coffee with one cup water (optional).
Ultimate Kono Pot Recipe:
Let Kono Brew sit on burner for 10 hours. Put in freezer overnight. Brew one bag (12 oz.) coffee with one cup water over the frozen Kono Brew. Enjoy.
Non-Kono: That sip of Kono Brew made me bleed out of my ass for seven days.
Kono: It's 7pm, brew up the third pot of Kono Brew.
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