What is Kookanese?
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to speak in a fashion that makes no sense to others and somewhat makes you look like a nutjob; to ramble and make statements that make others scratch their heads and wonder exactly what planet you are from and why you are such a dumbass
While having a disagreement with my girlfriend last night, I didn't understand a word she said since I do not speak kookanese.
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