What is Kookie Monster?
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n. A peculiar and rare sexual act during which one defecates into the palm of one's hand and proceeds to shake the hand of another party.
"Hey Chris, I'm going to give you a kookie monster"
"...You know how I know you're..."
"Shut up and give me your hand"
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