Kookie Monster

What is Kookie Monster?

n. A peculiar and rare sexual act during which one defecates into the palm of one's hand and proceeds to shake the hand of another party.

"Hey Chris, I'm going to give you a kookie monster"

"...You know how I know you're..."

"Shut up and give me your hand"

See sex, act, defecate, hand, hand shake

Josset

1. To loose control of one's bowels due to the consumption of large amounts of liquor. Oh man, I drank so much last night that when I..

Extended Warantee

1. Meaning that you feel like you can keep your penis erect for days. "Yo! I been checkin' the porno and I feel like I got an ex..

Envelope

1. You lick it. It is shoved in your slot. Weeee, sexual innuendo time! Envelope! Whipped cream! Pipe cleaners! 2. An ancient device t..

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