What is Kookmeyer?
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Wilbur Kookmeyer, a popular cartoon character from Surfer Magazine. He is the epitome of a kook - can't surf worth a shit and is a complete friendless loser (except for his dog, although you get the impression that his dog thinks he's a kook, too), but loves surfing and thinks of himself as a pro-caliber ripper. Hated by all other surfers and constantly humiliating himself and behaving like, well...a kook.
Huntington Beach is full of kookmeyers, especially all those 30-something dipshits who act like locals but can't really surf worth a shit.
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To be an alcohalic, To be abusive, To be selfish, To be an Asshole.
The last guy I was with was a VanEnkenvort!..
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Little clumps of hair and fecal matter that reside in your rectal regions.
"Damn it, who left ass bunnies on the toilet seat?"..
