Koolophophobia

What is Koolophophobia?


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The fear of standing too close to a wall and having the Kool-Aid Man bust through it, killing you where you stand.

"Hey Rick, you shouldn't stand so close to that wall. The Kool-Aid Man could break through at any time."

"Jacob was standing about 10 feet away from the wall when it happened. The Kool-Aid Man broke through and Jacob was hit with a ton of debris. Thankfully, he only got some cuts and bruises. Kyle wasn't so lucky..."

"Kyle has a horrible case of Koolophophobia."

"What is Koolophophobia?"

"You know, the fear of standing near a wall and having the Kool-Aid Man break through and crush you."

"Oh shit man... Sounds deep."

See kool-aid, fruit punch, phobia, kool


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