What is Koont?
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Another way of saying cunt as an insult, except much cooler. Sooooo...it's calling someone a vagina, yes.
You are such a KOONT!
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2.
A Koont is a male queef. It is caused by friction and the air that comes out of the anus.
"He did me so hard up the butt I Koonted"
"I was tossing his salad and he Koont right in my face"
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Someone or something being completely random or non-nonsensical.
£4 for a pint of Guinness?!!? That's as mad as a bottle of chips!..