What is Koontz?
1.
The man, the myth, and the legend of Lambda Chi Alpha, Michigan State University. David Koontz was selected and pulled from his existence at 3 East Holden and placed into the most elite of societies at Michigan State University, clearly LXA fraternity. At first Koontz was nervous to begin his new life as a pledge at the most elite of fraternities at MSU, but as soon as he was comfortable he fit right in. Koontz started banging bitches with his magnum condoms, developing into the extreme levels of DJ AM, and priding himself in his above average intelligence.
Koontz, if you know him you would understand
See badass , pimp , magnum , trojan
2.
when a female or males gentials smell so bad u just wanna throw up....they have crusted infected dried cum n piss all over themsleves n what they ate is having a affexct on the odour of such departmet
"man i was eating out shelly n i almost koontz i mean that was dirty she had all yeast infection"
"johhny makes me koontz he tried to make me suck his shwang"
Koontz, if you know him you would understand
"man i was eating out shelly n i almost koontz i mean that was dirty she had all yeast infection"
"johhny makes me koontz he tried to make me suck his shwang"
