Kootermania

What is Kootermania?


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An annual anal sex fest involving only men and no condoms are allowed. It is supervised by William Koutney who rates the level of anal tearage and gives a gold, silver, and bronze to the men who tore up the most asshole. He got this position after being the back to back to back champion in Kootermania. He claims he coined the "Three-peat" before Phil Jackson, but Phil Jackson then cockslapped him and Kooter went crying back to his boyfriend's ass. While winning Kootermania may seem desirable, the past winner have had trouble with their bowels sliding out immediately after digestion, which leads to constant drippage throughout the day, which most gay men find unattractive.

"Hey Boy George, you going to Kootermania this year?"

"Only if King Koot gives me the royal treatment"


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